I dreamt that a polar bear was fast asleep in my room. Like a dog, curled up in the corner on a blanket, except it was huge and dangerous. It was snoring.
I asked my wife to get rid of it and she said, no.
And I said, I’m not sleeping in there, it’s a killer.
And she said, exactly, do you really want to wake a sleeping polar bear and kick it out of the house.
No, I said and got into bed.
I’m still trying to figure out what the dream meant as I’m not married and have never had a dog or met a polar bear.